Family Restaurant Menu, Part 6.1: Entrees!
All entrees comes with a side salad, cup of soup, or chili bowl; baked or mashed potato, homemade shoe-string garlic wasabi waffle fries, or rice; basket of hot, fresh bread or a carafe of crispy, zesty breadsticks; choice of 3 of the following 15 vegetables: sweet corn kernels; ham-hock or vegan greens; glazed, steamed, or raw carrots; string beans; yams or sweet potato; shallot medley; grilled mushrooms; bacon; baked beans; ratatouille (not affiliated with Pixar); roasted peppers; broccoli in cheese sauce; cauliflower in caramel sauce; brussel sprouts; chipped spinach; or nothing. No substitutions.
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