Your Infant Only Knows Beginners' Baby Sign Language? Tsk, Tsk.

Can your little baby communicate through modified sign language to alert you about feeding and changing? Really, just that? I'm not implying anything, just saying that a smarter baby would be signing at a 12-month level. Speaking of which, here's the new baby sign language my baby just taught me today:

I’m Hungry For Take-Out



Don't Change Me, Change The Channel


Drive Me to Sears



I've Got Nothing to Say to You Yet


For the Love of Pete, Kill Your iPod


This is Awkward


Can My Friend Come Over For Dinner?

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