Salad Bar Jokes

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A head of lettuce walks into a salad bar. Bartender says, "We got a garden outside named after you."
The head of lettuce says, "Really? You got a garden named 'Romaine?'"


A head of lettuce and a head of Chinese broccoli are sitting at a salad bar during happy hour. Suddenly the lettuce stands up and says, "I can't drink with you next to me after you people bombed Pearl Harbor."
The Chinese broccoli says, "That wasn't the Chinese, that was the Japanese."
The lettuce says, "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
A couple of minutes later, the broccoli stands up and says, "I can't drink with you next to you after you people own all the banks."
The lettuce says, "That wasn't lettuce, that was the Jews."
The broccoli says, "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"


A 14" heterosexual cucumber accidently walks into a gay salad bar. A young studly tomato walks up to him and says, "Hey, sexy. Can I buy you a drink?" The cucumber gets uncomfortable and says, "What are you, some kind of fruit?"