Soft Rock Hits of the Future

Co-Worker #1
When it comes to the radio, we don't like to listen to hard rock of yesterday

Co-Worker #2
Or the pussy rock of today.

Co-Worker #1
That's why at work we listen to K N O W, playing the soft rocks hits of the future.

Co-Worker #2
K N O W plays the soft hits of 2010s, 2020s and beyond.

Co-Worker #1
From Artists like Robot Britney Spears...

Robot Britney Spears
"I used to be a human girl like you"

Co-Worker #2
Alan Jackson, Jr...

Alan Jackson
"Where were you when World Trade Center 2 fell down, again?"

Co-Worker #1
Cher

Cher
"Don't breathe the green fumes/The green fumes are toxic"

Co-Worker #2
And Great Grand Daddy Yankee

Great Grand Daddy Yankee
"No Gasolina/En la futura, no hay gasolina"

Co-Worker #1
K N O W, music for people in the K now.
(c) Mike Spiegelman