New Year's Days, January 1-3
Animal Planet Puppy Bowl Day with Kitty Half-Time Show, First Sunday in February
St. Elmo's Fire Day, March 17 (Rob Lowe's birthday)
Earth Day Mocked, in observance of Earth Day, April 22
March Madness Persisting Perception Disorders, throughout May
No Refund Day, in observance of World Music Day, June 21
Disco Rules America Day, July 4
Hazing Week, September, to be notified
Mischief Night, October 30, not recognized by the UN
New Year's Eve Rehearsal for Amateur Drunks, December 24
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Goddammit... I completely forgot. Now I have to go to Target during my lunch hour and buy a box of holiday cards...
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