New Internet Widgets from This Hour to Replace Widgets from Previous Hour

Twflixttr
A nonfunctioning application that combines the names of other popular applications.
REAL-LIFE USE: "Really, you don't use Twflixttr? No sex for you, then."


TwitterAutoResponse, Fueled by Mountain Dew
An autobot will respond to any incoming Twitters without your help. Sponsored by Mountain Dew.

Here's TARFbMD in action:
Spiegelmania : Mazel Tov, Nephew, on your Bar Mitzvah. Today you are a Mountain Dew.
Spiegelmania : @jacksoo Sorry to hear about your wife leaving you. So un-GameFuel.
Spiegelmania : Gonna go EXTREME SURF W/ MY 3 OTHER EXTREME FRIENDS who drink MOUNTAIN DEW.

CoffeeTwitter
Will inform you every time someone writes about drinking coffee on Twitter. Firefox add-on.
Ravensfan : coffee before two more meetings, PowerPoint presentation
SamIam22 : Have to sit through Ravensfan's PowerPoint mtg, need coffee
Tab4 : Sitting at Starbucks, hot coffee, listening to Herbie Hancock.
Actual Hobo : Spare two bits for a cup of joe?
87Resident : Gotta pick up coffee.
Tab4 : Oh snap, this Starbucks sells Hancock CDs. What a coincidence. Coffee.
Coffee : 87Resident should be picking me up right now.

ELIZA
The artifical intelligence interactive therapist parody that shocked the world in 1966 is now back as a Facebook space killer. One can only imagine what the conversation between ELIZA and the Twenty-First Century would be like. It would probably be a little something like this:

* Hello, I am Eliza.
> YOU ARE TEH GHEY.
* Does it please you to believe I am TEH GHEY?
> MASSIVE FAIL
* Tell me more...
> WHERE LULZ?
* What does that suggest to you?
> my father doesn't believe in me.
* Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
> YOUR AN ELUCIDATE
* I see.

DeathClock 2.0
Now learn when your MySpace buddy's clock is punched. Will give date and time of day. This update eliminates the ability to discover one's own death.

DeathClock 2.1
If you do not see the DeathClock 2.1 logo on your computer, you are dead. WARNING: Doesn't work when away from computer.

Google Buyout Alert Widget
Notifies whether widget has been bought out by Google. CURRENT STATUS: No.

"The Big Easy" on HBO Alert Widget
Notifies whether "The Big Easy" with Dennis Quiad is on HBO. CURRENT STATUS: Yes.

Ice Cream Parlor Locator
Simply insert Social Security or credit card number to find locales.