Big-Box Store Bingo

Make shopping recreational again with Big-Box Store Bingo. Whether shopping a lumber megastore or cruising an appliance superstore, the rules to Big-Box Store Bingo still apply. Scour every nook and cranny inside the giant franchise chain and search for items listed on your bingo card. See it and mark it off. Mark off five in a vertical, horizontal, or diagonal row, and you win! Don't, and you lose!

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Big-Box Store Bingo

First row:
(B) Rack of DVDs.
(I) Wire basket of cheap PC games.
(N) Rachael Ray's face somewhere.
(G) Fringe of iced Coke or Pepsi products by check-out counter.
(O) Going out of business.

Second row:
(B) Daddies teaching babies how to walk in Aisle 3.
(I) Lighted sign on a giant metal pole, visible from highway.
(N) Gift certificates for other chains.
(G) Space Monster.
(O) Pipes in own radio station.

Third row:
(B) Parking lot.
(I) Look out - Space Monster!
(N) STAR.
(G) Seasonal merchandise.
(O) Jim Carrey movie tie-in.

Fourth row:
(B) Sean John brand clothing.
(I) Membership cards.
(N) Indoor kiosks.
(G) "We're not accepting applications at this time."
(O) Space Monsters?

Fifth row:
(B) Clearance rack.
(I) I am so clever.
(N) "Welcome! May I help you?"
(G) Pizza Hut Express by door.
(O) Space Monsters!

By columns:

B:
(1) Rack of DVDs.
(2) Daddies teaching babies how to walk in Aisle 3.
(3) Parking lot.
(4) Sean John brand clothing.
(5) Clearance rack.

I:
(1) Wire basket of cheap PC games.
(2) Lighted signs on a giant metal pole, visible from highway.
(3) Look out - Space Monster!
(4) Membership cards.
(5) I am so clever.

N:
(1) Rachael Ray's face somewhere.
(2) Gift certificates for other chains.
(3) STAR.
(4) Indoor Kiosks.
(5) "Welcome! May I help you?"

G:
(1) Fringe of iced Coke or Pepsi products by check-out counter.
(2) Space Monster.
(3) Seasonal merchandise.
(4) "We're not accepting applications at this time."
(5) Pizza Hut Express by door.

O:
(1) Going out of business.
(2) Pipes in own radio station.
(3) Jim Carrey movie tie-in.
(4) Space Monsters?
(5) Space Monsters!