Sort dishes.
Follow Twitter users physically.
Update "Felonies" section of resume.
Switch places with rich look-alike.
Stop calling Mr. Seinfeld "Jerry."
High-five more.
Hold social for irrational and imaginery numbers.
Complete tasks from last year's "Things To Do" list.
by Mike Spiegelman
1 comment:
You, sir, have a very, very funny blog. Keep it up!
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