Welcome to Your Public Park

Open dawn to dusk, or 6PM, whatever comes first.
Closed during the midnight sun.

To keep this park presentable, the following is
NOT ALLOWED:

...Smoking.
...Alcoholic beverages.
...Treasure hunting.
...Loitering in park.
...Bathing in the public rest-rooms. We don't piss in your pool, so don't swim in our toilets.
...Skateboards (except service and companion boards).
...Feeding animals.
...Eating animals.
...Adultery.
...Drum circles or dude with drums.
...Horseplay.
...Sports.
...Roller-skating without music.
...Suicides near family picnics, and vice-versa.
...Talking in sleep (park benches only).
...Roughhousing.
...Kite-flying.
...Fireworks.
...Snowball fights.
...Jogging.

Bicycling restricted to designated bike lane and parking lot.

For safety reasons, no children are permitted in the park.