You know you eat too much salad when...

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You know you eat too much salad when you eat your lunch from Tupperware containers.

You know you eat too much salad when you stop getting Christmas cards from the Soup Lobby.

You know you eat too much salad when the waiter asks what you'd like for an entree and you say, "More salad."

You know you eat too much salad when your high school yearbook declares you "Most Likely to Digest Roughage."

You know you eat too much salad when you cannot stomach the sight of heated canola oil.

You know you eat too much salad when a stoner tells you to pack a bowl and you reach for the argula.

You know you eat too much salad when you throw tailgate parties outside the farmer's market.

You know you eat too much salad when, after sex, you smoke a carrot.

You know you eat too much salad when they say "you are what you eat, tomato nose."

You know you eat too much salad when you're on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and you're calling a life-line, and you call a cucumber, and then you answer, "D. Salad."

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