Conversations With My Clone

"Who ate all the anchovy-filled olives? They're my favorite!"
"You can't have your own clone."
"With our literary ambitions and being clones, we can successfully pull off what J. T. LeRoy couldn't."
"You better not be doing in the shower what I think you're doing."
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"Spoiler alert!"
"Give me back my phone."
"You double-crossed me! And I never saw it coming. What would our parole officer think?"
"For the last time: no, you can't have your own clone."
"Your turn to visit Step-Mum."
"My turn to use the Frequent Sandwich Rewards card."
"How did you get management and I didn't? What showcase did they see your set?"

See Also: Conversations With My Clones, Legal Notification From My Clones