My Argument with Ben Franklin

BEN FRANKLIN: Hello, I'm Ben Franklin. I invented electricity.

ME: You mean you "discovered" electricity.

BEN FRANKLIN: No, I mean I invented electricity.

ME: Discovered.

BEN FRANKLIN: Invented.

ME: Discovered.

BEN FRANKLIN: Invented.

ME: Fuck it, I'm out of here.

1 comment:

Dean said...

Well, I guess you showed HIM.