Knock-Knock Jokes 2011

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Actually that "knock-knock" sound means I have a new instant message circa 2003.



Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Horton Hears A.

Horton Hears A who?

Actually it's pronounced Horton Hears a Who!



Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Knock-knock. Who's there? A little old lady.

Knock-knock. Who's there? A little old lady who?

That's my favorite knock-knock joke.

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