Children Cruisade [sic] [Photo]

My Alibis

I didn't do it.
I was at the movies.
Maybe my twin did it.
But I'm allergic to shellfish.
Did you factor in Daylight Savings?
I'm a lover, not an art thief.
That doesn't sound like me.
That's not my style.
You don't know me.
THIS LOOKS SHOPPED / I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
Ask my supervisor; he'll know.
I've never met her in my life before. Right, ma'am?
It was like that when I got here. I just got here.
Lucky guess, I guess.
Kiss my ass.

Your Son Jokes

Your son is so ugly, when he was born, the doctor slapped you.
Your son is so fat, he gets winded telling a "Yo Mama" joke.
Your son can't read between the lines because he's illiterate.
Your son is such a mamma's boy, he tells "My Mama" jokes.
Your son is so stupid, he thinks your birthday is on Mother's Day.
You're not talking about my son?
Calm down, just joking, dearie.



See Also:
Yo Baby Jokes.
Yo Mama Salad Jokes.
Live Baby Jokes.

Hack List October 2011

• Hack List September 2011.


• Public Domain Ringtones.


• Raw Milk Posers:
  You Know The Ones,
  The Ones Who Buy Raw Milk
  With Their Friends At Cool
  Underground Raw Milk Markets;
  But When They Get Home Alone,
  The First Thing They Do
  Is Self-Pasteurize The Milk.