Jokes About Hangovers

Jokes About Hangovers
Out of consideration, there will be no knock-knock jokes. 

How many people with a hangover does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Keep the lights off. 

A teetotaler, a pothead, and a hungover drunk encounter a genie in a bottle, a bottle that one of the three might have rubbed or something. 

The genie grants each a wish. 

"I wish for a sex dungeon," said the teetotaler, "one where I can unleash carnal depravity in modern and old-school arenas, complete with an oxygen bar that serves wheatgrass."

"I wish for world peace," said the pothead. "And an ice-cream sandwich, like an It's It brand ice-cream sandwich. They're locally made in the City." 

"No," said the teetotaler, "Their main office is in Burlingame." 

"They're originally from the City," replied the pothead. 

The drunk turned to the genie. "I wish these two would shut up already," said the drunk. 

Jokes About Hangovers, Part II 

How many people with a hangover does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Keep the lights off -- IN THAILAND.

A teetotaler, a pothead, and a hungover drunk encounter a genie in a bottle, a bottle that one of the three might have rubbed or something. 

The genie grants each a wish. 

"I wish for a sex dungeon," said the teetotaler, "one where I can unleash carnal depravity in modern and old-school arenas, complete with an oxygen bar that serves wheatgrass."

"I wish for world peace," said the pothead. "And an ice-cream sandwich, like a It's It brand ice-cream sandwich. They're locally made in the City." 

"No," said the teetotaler, "Their main office is in Burlingame." 

"They're originally from the City," replied the pothead. 

The drunk turned to the genie. "I wish these two would shut up already," said the drunk -- IN THAILAND.