How to Make Nacho Cheese Bread Pudding

Bread pudding acts like it's doing you a big favor by getting rid of your cabinet of stale bread; in fact, you'll also need heavy cream and a lot of eggs, if you have any. Plus, make sure the stale bread is ideal for dessert; otherwise, prepare to eat poppyseed rye with raisins.

Fear bread pudding no longer, with one can of nacho cheese and our exclusive savory nachoey nacho cheese bread pudding recipe.

Nacho Cheese Bread Pudding
Makes enough

1. Find a recipe for bread pudding in a cookbook.
2. Replace sweet ingredients like sugar, raisins, nutmeg, vanilla extract, brown sugar, walnuts, and chocolate with black pepper, cayenne pepper, jalepeno peppers and half a can of nacho cheese.
3. Add parsley and cilantro, if you must.
4. Make recipe.
5. Cool away from people.
6. Taste. Photograph results.

(c) Mike Spiegelman 2012.